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MEAT EATER LEAF-GRASS FRUIT EATER HUMAN BEINGS
EATER
has claws no claws no claws no claws
no pores on perspires perspires perspires
skin; perspires through mil- through mil- through mil-
through tongue lions of pores lions of pores lions of pores
to cool body on skin on skin on skin
sharp, pointed no sharp, poin- no sharp, poin- no sharp, poin-
teeth to tear ted front teeth ted front teeth ted front teeth
flesh
small salivary well-developed well-developed well-developed
glands in the salivary glands, salivary glands, salivary glands,
mouth (not needed to pre- needed to pre- needed to pre-
needed to pre- digest grains digest grains digest grains
digest grains and fruits and fruits and fruits
and fruits)
acid saliva; alkaline saliva; alkaline saliva; alkaline saliva;
no enzyme pty- much ptyalin to much ptyalin to much ptyalin to
alin to pre- pre-digest pre-digest pre-digest
digest grains grains grains grains
no flat back flat, back molar flat, back molar flat, back molar
molar teeth to teeth to grind teeth to grind teeth to grind
grind food food food food
much strong stomach acid 20 stomach acid 20 stomach acid 20
hydrochloric times less times less times less
acid in stom- strong than strong than strong than
ach to digest meat eaters meat eaters meat eaters
tough animal
muscle, bone,
etc.
intestinal intestinal intestinal intestinal
tract only tract 10 times tract 12 times tract 12 times
3 times body body length, body length, body length,
lenght so ra- leaves and grains leaves and grains leaves and grains
pidly decay- do not decay as do not decay as do not decay as
ing meat can quickly so can quickly so can quickly so can
pass out of pass more slowly pass more slowly pass more slowly
body quickly through the body through the body through the body
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| "happy" turkey holocaust day! |
[26 Nov 2004|04:05am] |
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anyways ya im serious when i mean that , more turkeys get murdered than sold! so today was a nice day i went to eat at my sisters bfs mom's house it was nice except the fact i just ate a few peices of lettuce and a roll because , well thats all i could eat! being a vegetarian. but i was thankful for it. so after that we came home and than was invited to go out too to my sister's friends mansion. we get there and it was beautiful! a two million dollar mansion cant get any sweetier than that. so there story behind it , is two guys ( my sister and her bf's friends) are just chilling watching over a mansion with about 9 rooms 6 bathrooms a gigantic living room and a wholeanothing living complex downstairs with an extra kitchen , a pool house with slide, and a sauna house! it was really luxrious, except these two guys live in it with hardly any furniture or anything so they just kinda chill around the house . so my sister and her friend and i just chilled in the sauna for awhile , ate awhile haha and chilled with all the guys for awhile. so ya its a bit late and i better get to bed but if u want to see pics youre more than welcome to go to my photobuckey and type in XXXJESSXCUZ because i can not work this dammn live journal so if u can help me please leaveme a message! thanks
xoxox xxxjessxxcuz
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[15 Nov 2004|06:43pm] |
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its been forever since ive been on this thing , new updates , i moved to montana and miss all my friends and life in california. its cold up here , but than its beautiful , not like california. so im going to try to post some pics for you to check out ..
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| short days and long nights |
[06 Oct 2004|03:35am] |
so lets say last night was probably the craziest night i have had. the story starts out with diana and i going to matts house to see what gina was up to. we get there and see them walking down the street. after that we pull over and see that they were fighting , matt started going crazy hitting shit telling us that he didnt want to live , gina jumped in the car with me and diana got out and tried to caalm down matt. so then he walks home and we decide to go ahead and go to tj's and watch dave chappell. so were all chilling at tjs when matt starts calling me and threating to bring him gina and all this other bullshit. gina didnt want to talk to him or have anything to do with him so then we left to drp diana off at matts. matt thought gina was at home and begged me to pick her up and bring her to him, i said id do the best i can , ( although gina was in the car) . so we didnt return untlll about an hour later , and matt was in his room, while ritchie and jeff were on the porch, they didnt want to be around matt either because he was freaking out and making himself look like the big vicitim and threating everyone he was going to kill himself, all tweaked out. so they left with us we went back to tj's. matt later than found us flipped out on all of us even his freinds becuase they didnt want to be around him while he was tweaking and trying to make everyone feel bad for him. he started screaming at the top of his lungs that he was going to kill himself at 3 in the morning and ran towards imperial hwy layed out in the middle of the street everyone was trying to knock him out even josh or pull him out of the street . we finally got him out of the street he ran to the church and off the side of the rode got on his knees and began praying to god, noone knew what to do gina was so upset , i felt soo terribly bad for her as well as everyone else. we got matt in the car he followed us than got out of the car while gina was hidding in the trunk he asked us where she was we told him that gina did not want him to know where she was , its not that we dont want to tell you. he fliippped out once more and bashed in my windsheild on my car. so i placed attempted assault onhim and a warrant out for his arrest and thats about the end ofthe story, long and crazy!!!!
anywho they guy used to be soo cool but then he started messing with some crazy shit and lost all his brains and respect from everyone.
i feel so bad for everyone who loves him because in this case there is only so much we can dooo.
so with better life everything besides that has been going great hope to take a road trip soon here and hmm lets see... thats alll!!
xoxoxox
jessica
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[02 Sep 2004|08:10pm] |
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well its thursday and i finally get to write in my live journal again! everyone needs to im me .. i have noone screen name so i am lonely! yesterday i hung out with roro and carlos for a bit and then i came home and hung out with my bf . and than drove to hillarys, and merandas . that was my yesterday. anyways i need friends soo start messaging me! ok guys
xoxoxo
xxxjessxxcuz
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[30 Aug 2004|02:23pm] |
i have a new screen name please i/m me im on the internet...
xjessxicax01
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[18 Aug 2004|12:39pm] |
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years have gone by and by grey hair is growning longer. as i sit at erin's casa , excluding the rocking chairs ( were not that old yet) , im wondering about everyone and there mom's. i miss you all of you. so can you all do me a favor give me an update on youre lifes , let me know how many kids you have, where you live , and what you do for a living. okay actually were not that old, so just let me know how youre doing. i miss the old days ...
anywho with me ... i go to school with hillary, jenn, miss goody too shoes melody, matt,kenya, and elias that i know of so far. college life is funny it looks straight from the movies. the best thing about lbcc is all the fluffy bunnies!! today i was walking from class and this little black bunny runs towards me like charging me and then it stopped and pooped and ran away. my teachers are all men and there nice but weird. hmm..my job sucks because i need erin to work with me . i dont have a screen name no more ); but once i buy a lab top im hoping ill get a new one, but i hate lab tops theyre soo dumb. you get a free cd burner with youre lab top but not the cd burner program, you get a free printer with youre lab top but not the printer cable, thats dell computers for you. haha. i saw jenn at hot topic shes soo silly.. call me jenn. okay its time to say goodbye...
xoxoxo
xxxjdijsdhsuhxxxxxnashduih jesssica sfhsdufh nxxxjdhuiwehjxx
p.s
if all you wanna get some good laughs this
halloween be sure to visit gina at knotts scary farm
she is the whore of hatchet high school
she will be located in the hatchet high school maze!( by the way im NOT joking)
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| it's me again reporting from planet nowhere |
[02 May 2004|09:55pm] |
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well well, i have had a nice wonderful day today in this awful heat. hmm yesterday was hott tooo, and since i work at the parks it does me no good, its miserable. i sware yesterday was probably the shittiest day in the past 2 months i have been working for the city. let me tell you.....
once upon a time when i was working (yesterday) at wilderness park. i was in the process of closing up the back parking lot, notifying everyone to move their vehicle and all that great other stuff. So after notifying everying i placed notice flyers on the 15 vehicles remaining in the south parking lot. anyways me and my co-worker are suppost to call Police department to send out an officer to ticket and lock gates up. SO chris did soo and than joined me in the shade by the gates while we were waiting for P.d.Now this is when it gets crazy, a man pulls up in a green honda and gets out of his car. hes about 50 years of age. he approaches us in a respectible manner and says " excuse me sir, this NOTICE was placed on my car" we respond" its policy we place it on remaining vehicles so they are warned before their car gets towed" suddenly the man lashes out with anger and his face turns red and responds" You know what my tax dollars pay your asses, it pays the cops asses, it pays for this park ( weird because as city employees we get taxes taking out of our checks too? haha makes no sense, we pay ourselves practically)you two are nothing but nobodies, you have no right to hand me a notice! this PARK BELONGS TO PEOPLE LIKE ME! ACTUALLY TO JUST ME!!! THIS IS MY PARK AND MY WORLD IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU PUNK!".. okay! first of all it was just a notice. people are soo fucking physco. they guy was about to hit chris , he was completley out of it, we were trying to help him, by placing the notice on his car, not hurt him? haha anyways ya. i'm looking forward to another crazy day.
anways tommorow i turn eighteen. wow now i can finally be considered an adult by law. Im not going to school and instead me and my b/f r going down to venice beach and we are going to get a few peircings. im real tired tho so i better go,my goal is to keep this thing updated. but working two jobs and still going to highschools makes it almost impossible.
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[08 Mar 2004|10:20pm] |
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im back from the dead.. haha jen. anyways i miss life, i miss old friends, old feelings,everything i miss everything! and everyone. i know nothing will remain the same everyone and everything changes. so all i can do is savor my memories. My life has changed rapidly the past 7 months. Ive grown alot more mature. As the school year rapidly approaches im realizing everything is disappearing for good. My cousin had her baby so now there is another responsibility in the house, that i get to help care for. I love it, but then miss it. i miss the only loyal friend i had , erin, but deep down inside neither of us will ever be the same as before. theres soo much more to be said but time eats away at my words. i start my new job on wednesday.. im happy i finally get to do something i want too...
xoxox
xxxjessxxcuz
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| this is all fun and games... |
[02 Jan 2004|12:24am] |
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So this is Jen ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) fiction_we_live here and I am updating && fixing the journal layout on behalf of Miss Jessica Thornton.
Just to inform You All, Jessica has died. It all started when Jessica was like:
"Fuck this man, People are always fighting [talking about USA going to war with Iraq], People don't know any peace anymore mannn. This isn't the place for me, I need some weed, Man I'm leaving"
Jessica ran away with some hippies in a van [kind of like the mystery machine from Scooby-Doo]. She later started a riot along with several of her tree-hugging friends in order to stop President Bush from sending troops to Iraq, obviously it didn't work and Jessica became very enraged. She later moved to Mexico where She became very poor. She married her Mexican Lover Jaime and they had 3 lovely little dred-headed babies named: Iggy, Ziggy, and Natty. A few weeks later he husband got ahold of some Mexican tap water and died of the massive craps [I told them to stay away from that shit]. Jessica was left alone to raise 3 children, so she moved to her idol, Bob Marley's home land- Jamaica. When they got to Jamaica, Jessica had realised that she had spent all her money on the trip to Jamaica and had nothing left for her children. So Jessica quickly found her talent in Braiding hair. She spent many days braiding the nappy headed children Jamaica. Jessica later became in love with one of Bob Marley's cousin's child's friend's son and moved in with him. But what Jessica didn't know is that he was Infected with HIV and Gonneria and of course Jessica had sexual intercourse with him so Jessica became very ill and then she died a year later.
This was the last time I saw Her;
RIP Jessica Thornton May 1986- November 2003
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